50 cent sucks,
57 minutes,
adam smith,
antagonistic views,
atmosphere,
beagles,
bed wetting,
benjamin franklin,
bill o'reilley,
bridgewater,
casca,
cassius,
chinchillas, coca-cola sucks,
conquest of gaul, da band (joke),
daedalus,
day calendars,
disney,
donnie darko,
dora the explorer, drosos, dusty hall,
emancipation proclamation,
et tu brute?,
fat girls,
fluorescent lights,
friends,
further seems forever,
gaius julius caesar,
gatsby's american dream,
gay porn,
girls,
goof troop, greg webber,
hannity and colmes,
hating christmas,
hating feminism, hilary clinton assasination,
hilary duff,
homer,
hooters,
horace, how much you suck,
icarus,
iron chef, japanese dubbed movies, jay sevrin,
jessica simpson,
jesus christ,
jimmy buffet,
john adams,
john locke,
john stevens,
john stuart mill, jose bajarano,
kaiju,
kramer,
kwanza,
larry david, larry david's junk,
low cut shirts,
machiavelli,
malcom x,
marcus brutus,
mark antony,
mark twain,
mason,
massachusetts, maxson, medgar evars,
mel gibson,
mike o'malley,
mr. miagi,
music,
myself,
naacp,
natalie portman,
nike, nora's l.j.'s interests,
o-town,
orpheus,
ovid,
paddington bear, pants w/o back pockets,
paula abdul,
plato,
pliny, president buchanon,
president clinton, proclamation line of 1763,
puff paint,
remus, rib-breaking, richard seaver,
robert browning,
robin williams,
rodney dangerfield,
roman candles,
romulus,
rousseau,
running,
screw the man,
shakespeare,
sigmond freud,
simon cowell,
skeeter valentine,
sly,
st. jude,
taking back sunday,
the big dance,
the ides of march,
the immaculate conception,
the man show boy,
the roman empire,
the world,
thomas jefferson,
thongs,
thursday,
track, trap door pajamas,
treos, tux towne, urb quitting,
usher,
victoria's secret models,
wesley willis,
yom kippur,
you suck a lot,
your dad,
your mom